Disconnected.
When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute

BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.

wowfunniestposts:

Them:

You:

Getting food at night and trying not to wake your family with your clumsiness.
The awkward moment when you start asking yourself why you broke up with your Ex-Boyfriend, because he looks so much hotter now.

The awkward moment when you start asking yourself why you broke up with your Ex-Boyfriend, because he looks so much hotter now.